Some of my students like to get creative. Here are my top picks for responses on exams:
Too much Catholic school...
When I was a child...
-I spak as a child.
Not enough Catholic school...
List three wishes.
-I want to get you luv drunk of my hump.
Girls, girls, girls girls, Girls I do adore...
Write about an occupation. List details such as job location, salary, and responsibilities.
-A teacher learns persons about subjects like History, Geography, and Englich. Sometimes teacher is mean but sometime is beautifull, like my teacher of Englich.
Write about your likes and dislikes, as well as those of a friend.
-Miss LOVEEEEE Radiohead. I LOVEEEEE Radiohead. Miss and I are perfect pear.
Spelling counts:
What is your favorite food?
-I likes the fast foods but not the fishs becose they are back tasties.
...Full points?
What is your father's favorite actress?
-I don't kno becose my father died when I was a child.
Be cuter. Please.
What types of movies do you like?
-I like the movies of action but romantic films are okay, they aren't very disgusting for me.
Giving up:
What do you do to keep fit?
-Que significa "keep fit".....oh miss.....I no f****ing kno this s***!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!
Or trying really hard:
What is your job?
-How is job for me why like i do.
More Yoda?
Change the direct question to an indirect question.
-Tell me what time it is, you will?
i just stopped reading and started taking one point off of each section of each student's exam. because something's bound to be wrong, but my eyes (and my head) hurt after trying to decipher answers like that.
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