Tuesday, September 28, 2010

The Long Bus Ride Travelers: Bariloche, Argentina




If there is any very important information I have learned about myself onmy trip to Bariloche, Argentina, it is that I'm not cut out for the elite of the Long-Bus-Ride-Travelers. I sat for so long that I could literally feel my bones deteriorating from the constant friction of my tush on the bus seat. I was delighted the entire way to the heady, intoxicating (emphasis on the "toxic") perfume of corn chips and feet. And (intimate friends and family would be impressed to know) I had to pee so bad that I actually braved the horrifying bathroom facilities with female delite and the success of not vomiting out my insides.




In the grand scheme of things, twenty hours on a bus down here is nothing. Certain trips can take 5 to 7 days. Imagine spending FIVE TO SEVEN DAYS. ON A BUS. So I'd like to take a moment to honor those who have heroically perservered traveling by bus around South America by offering them the worldwide recognition they so deeply deserve. They are the few. They are the proud. They are the Long-Bus-Ride-Travelers.

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You can imagine the soil-kissing, tear-leaking relief I experienced as our trusty coach rolled on in to the bus terminal in Bariloche. Erik and I had come to escape what we though would be certain chaos in Santiago during Chile's Bicentennial Celebration. And what an escape it was: even at the terminal we were treated to stunning lake views and towering blue mountains. The air was crisp and smelled of wood smoke curling up through the chimneys of tiny cottages. I was on the frontier of Patagonia and I could not help but feel the giddy magic of my surrundings.

We checked into luxury at La Cascada, a boutique hotel on the edge of town, and I blasted away the dust of our journey with a nice, hot shower. No view on the trip was more impressive than that from our own bedroom window. It left me feeling excited and inspired every time I awoke.

Bariloche is a popular ski resort during the winter. We had luckily come toward the end of peak season, so the town was fairly calm, which felt appropriate in the quiet majesty of our surroundings. We explored the city center our first night there, enjoying some Argentine-German fusion arquitechture.

Cafe del Pueblo serves submarinos (a type of hot chocolate where you stir a submarine-shaped chocolate bar into a glass of steamed milk) as well as live flamenco music every Friday night. We clapped out the beat on the sidelines as the complexity of the songs grew and as more and more intoxicated patrons stood to dance. I smiled at a young girl as she rumbaed alongside her mother. It was a beautiful welcome to Argentine culture - warm, rustic and friendly, which I sometimes miss in the bustle of Santiago.

The next day could have put a smile on Snow Miser's face: it was 1,000 below. Although I might have complained a little as I sat shivering atop Cerro Campenario, the view was absolutely stunning. We were surrounded on all sides by mirror lakes, snow-capped mountains and verdant green valleys.

We also paid a stop to the Fenoglio Chocolate Factory and Museum on the edge of town - $6.00 U.S. per person, roughly, got us a brief guided tour of the museum and factory as well as some personal history of how chocolateering came to be in Bariloche (read: Italian immigrants are always responsible for the best things to be found in any country). And, of course, we got to sample some hot chocolate and bonbons. Erik and I literally flew back with a kilo of chocolate each. (Choclate is very expensive in Santiago, but VERY cheap in Argentina. For comparison, a candy bar here is about $4.00 U.S., while a whole box of artisan chocolates in Bariloche was the same $4.00.)

Our last day in town was spent on Nahuel Huapi, which roughly translates to something about a very big cat, I believe, although with the wind and the rain it was hard tohear the tour guide talking as our catamaran island-hopped across the lake. We stopped first at Victoria Island (the original name was a man's name, but the locals mis-pronounced it as Victoria). The island was purchased for private use and in 1902 all the native wood was forested for profit. Later, a man who bought the island turned it into an arboretum for trees native to North America, Europe, and Africa. Imagine my surprise standing on an island on the tip of Argentina face-to-face with a baby sequoia (still hundreds of years old).

It's got nothing on California, but the smell of the pines made me a little homesick. Ecofreaks will be pleased to know that they are slowly trying to reforest the island with native flora and fauna. It is a VERY slow process, as indigenous trees only grow 1mm maximum per year.

Next we went to Arrayenes National Park. The island is covered in these trees with flaming orange-colored bark that peels away in strips to reveal a white chalky wood underneath. The effect is pretty po-mo. This location was so inspiring that Walt Disney actually based the setting of "Bambi" from a small cottage located on the island, and the small native deer (huapu huapu) inspired Snow White's close friends.

We were tired and beaten traveling back over the mountains, through Puerto Montt, and onto Santiago. But WHAT a journey. Cold, wet snow fell heavy on my face as we walked through the customs line. Erik asked if I wanted to make a snow angel. I must teach him that different types of snow call for different types of snow art.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Best Responses of the Semester: Part Two

I would like to be a model because...

they only need to walk.

I have many fans.

I look great in my underwear.

(from a boy) I am very beautiful, and my size is perfect.

I am twin with Paris Hilton.

I wouldn´t like to be a model because...

no one wants to see my fat mountains.

I like eating.

I don´t consume drugs.

I have the ¨muffin top¨.

It is exhaust to hook up wiht many persons.

that isn't manly at all.




Thursday, September 9, 2010

A-museo-ing

Six months into my Chile experience. The dollar is falling and I'm beginning to feel my belt tighten a little bit. With an increase in transportation costs to my new Duoc site (in Plaza Oeste), I'm in the process of ditching my uber-expensive room for some more humble digs. Sionara, Kintaro Sushi. Hello vitaminized 40-cent pasta. I'd be on the Ramen diet if it weren't so expensive here (479 pesos for a CUP?!?!?)



Luckily, there is a bunch of free and cheap things to do in Santiago, ranging from tourist traps worth your time to small breaths of fresh air from the heavy smog. Take a look at the top five (plus) ways to kill a weekend without killing your budget:



5. Fantasylandia



What? A real live amusement park in the heart of Santiago, Chile? Six Flags had better be shaking in its boots. This park is really meant for lolitos, but not a problem if you're a lolito at heart.



4. Museo del Arte Precolombino

Who knew that there was mummification going on 2,000 years before the Egyptians - and right here in South America! Apart from being partially creeped out from all the death and sacrifice images, this museum had me at "hola". Usually the entrance fee is $3000 CLP, but for the fiestas patrias, like the other 85 (that's right) museums scattered throughout the city, it should be free.



3. Cafe La Boa

Three friends, an ugly seed, an Erlenmeyer flask and one special wish is all you need to make the te magico, $3000 CLP, bloom to life. Have your waiter spin you a yarn that will make all your wishes come true. Cafe Laboratorio serves some whoppin hot bevs with a science-lab twist. You bring the chemistry.



2. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday Movie Nights

Duoc's scheduling leaves me with a lot of lonely weeknights, easily filled by catching a flick. Prices for movie tickets at CineHoyts around the city drop from $4,000 to $2,000 CLP on Mondays and Tuesdays - OR, on Wednesdays, tickets are 2 for the price of 1. So go ahead and order that extra-large popcorn. You know you want to.





1 3/4. Halloween - Chilean Style!



Come October 31st, more than a few Chileans don't mind going gringo and having a ghoulishly good time. Chile's leading underground gay bar, Blondie, is offering a diva night on a dime, with their normal ghastly entrance fees lowering to as little as $3000 CLP for the night. It might have more than one gay man wondering if the svelte little blonde in the Lady Gaga costume is chick-or-treat.



If spending that much money still seems horrific to you, Santiago brings you a screening of Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds, completely free with an advance reservation by phone (), running from late October to early November. It's bound to be peck-tacular!





11/2. The Shoe Bins at Plaza de Armas

Say goodbye to window shopping AND sore feet - what could be better? Trade in that ratty pair of flats for one of the endless footwear choices you'll find in bin shoe stores at Plaza de Armas. Shoe size rule tends to be to add a "3" in front of your size in the States, unless you have clown feet (then, add a "4"). So, women, if you are a 6, your size would be a 36. They will provide the right shoe, and you'll have to go to the counter to obtain the left. Average cost is about $5000 CLP - $10 U.S. - for two pairs.



1. Subway Station Tour

Are you REALLY broke? Why not just spend 500 pesos on a tour of Santiago's super-modern subway system? Each station has unique art and archetecture, and some, like Quinta Normal, have museum-worthy exhibits that pass through. It's worth a "change" of pace.

Have fun this weekend, and tell your wallet that I say, "You're welcome."

Monday, September 6, 2010